The Bourbon Addict

Hobosexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hobosexual&defid=1179918

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one’s
own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

if you could have warm, sunny beaches in alaska or ice bergs in texas what would you choose? imagine the what the world’s population  would do if it suddenly started getting colder?  they would strorm south!! Yikes? And idf it got warm everyone would just spread out and demand drinks with little umbrellas. Women would dress more scantily. Now how is that bad? I am sure the eternally cold beer would also be invented…..`KM well  then how about this song by Judas PriestVictim of Changes to help you think.

 Whiskey woman don’t you know that you are drivin’ me insane 

The liquor you give stems your will to live and gets right to my brainDon’t you know you’re driving me insaneYou’re tryin’ to find your way through lifeYou’re tryin’ to get some new directionAnother woman got her manShe won’t find no new connectionTakes another drink or two, things look better when she’s throughTakes another look around, you’re not goin’ anywhereYou’ve realised you’re gettin’ old and no one seems to careYou’re tryin’ to find your way againYou’re tryin’ to find some new…Another woman’s got her manBut she won’t find a new…Takes another drink or two, things look better when she’s throughYou ‘bin foolin’ with some hot guyI want to know why is it whyGet up get out you know you really blew itI’ve had enough, I’ve had enough, good God pluck meOnce she was wonderfulOnce she was fineOnce she was beautifulOnce she was mine…she was mineNow change has come over her body, she doesn’t see me anymoreNow change has come over her body, she doesn’t see me anymoreChanges, changes, changes, changesVictim of changes

i dont even know what kind if scotch and i dont care, wait, fuck, its haitian rum, good shit too, but the song rocks still after like more years than I care to count…

Stupid Fuckin’ Drunk Cunt
my girlfriend needs to loosen up. before we fuck she has to get drunk. wakes up trashed can’t face the day. can’t stay this way she has to get drunk. stupid fuckin’ drunk cunt givin’ up on herself. the only thing that matters is drinkin’ away this hell… house is a mess there’s nothing to eat. she needs to forget has to get drunk. here all alone just pullin’ my dick while she’s out with the boys spendin’ my cheque. stupid fuckin’ drunk cunt ashtrays flying through the air. if that doesn’t kill ya she’ll try & pull out all your hair!

just face it, they are a great canadian band, way better than avril or alanis. way.

~KM

it’s nineteen hundred and ninety nine and we’re still toastin to the end of time. so roll a joint pour some wine and cut us up a couple of lines. light it up and phone the chicks and get them here to suck our dicks. cuz we’re a bunch of ripper heads and we’ll party like this til we drop dead. welcome to our marijuanathon. my lips are glued to the bong. me and my bro’s are watchin cheech and chong. you hip hop hippies got nothin on us cuz we’re the band that grows the big fat buds. when cypress hill smokes a blunt that gives us money to go get fuckin drunk. everytime you light one up we get our cut and go get fuckin fucked. it’s a marijuanathon. this is all we do all day long is smokin joints and playin’ songs in this marijuanathon.

Kevin DuBrow, frontman of metal legends Quiet Riot, was found dead yesterday (November 25) in his Las Vegas home

wow. lead singer of quiet riot, gone. hopefully not an overdose!!!!

source

`KM

Early one mornin’ while makin’ the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin’ 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin’ and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin’ the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You’re the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you’ve got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail

Early next mornin’ bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground I can’t forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you’ve gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

the iron maiden album, somewhere in time, got released when i moved from texas to washington. at taht time, this ong struck a chord.

Was many years ago that I left home and came this way,
I was a young man full of hopes and dreams,
But now it seems to me that all is lost and nothing gained,
Sometimes things ain’t what they seem,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
No brave new world, no brave new world.

Night and day I scan horizon, sea and sky,
My spirit wanders endlessly,
Until the day will dawn and friends from home discover why,
Hear me calling, rescue me,
Set me free, set me free,
Lost in this place and leave no trace.

Chorus:
Stranger in a strange land,
Land of ice and snow,
Trapped here in this prison, yeah!
Lost and far from home.

One hundred years have gone and men again they came that way,
To find the answer to the mystery,
They found his body lying where it fell on that day,
Preserved in time for all to see,
No brave new world, no brave new world,
Lost in this place, and leave no trace.

Chorus:
Stranger in a strange land,
Land of ice and snow,
Trapped here in this prison, yeah!
Lost and far from home.

still a good song

~KM

just thinking about darkness, thats all`KM 

the only solution is mass genocide of humans so we wont have as many. it takes the whole area of the west usa to replace with wind and solar to power the usa using current BAT (best available technologies) so therefore umm that cant happen. like lovelock says, nuclear is the only way out without genocide (which we may do, we are a  warring bunch of folk, we humans - my religion is better than yours!! - my soccer team is better than yours!!! - you cant tax me i am too far away!!! you have more food than me!!! you have more wives than I do!!!! etc etc)

lets face it, the atmosphere has a saturation point for co2
http://www.physicsforums.com/archive/index.php/t-123613.html
and even if we hit that the plants and trees will friggin love it!! ask any pot grower. many inject co2 into their grow rooms to make plants grow faster. all plants will grow faster to a certain limit of co2 that is nearly 10X that of what  the max has ever been in the planet.

anyway i know i can recall sensational headlines in the 70s during the cooling trend 1940-1975 that an ice age was coming!!!!! and man our cars were dirtier polluters then!! our cars are way better now. same with our industries.

wanna cut greenhouse gasses the best way?
1. stop cows from releasing methane (farts) methane is a way bigger greenhouse gas lb fer lb than co2
2. stop airplanes - they released more co2 ina  few weeks or is ita  few months than cars do all year!!!
3. stop volcanoes - in a few hours they can release as much co2 as human ever have in the total of their existence.

its that easy. but i dont think it matters. we’ll move up higher in elevation. build new coastal cities just as they do when they build dams

but tahts me. my ego says we arent a big threat. my ego says the earth is a bigger wench than we can figure out at this point. my ego in me knows one well placed asteroid or comet could make us go “poof” into either oblivion or a long ice age. if i had to choose between glaciers all the way to Oklahoma or humid beaches in Alaska i vote for humid beaches in Alaska any day
~KM

i’ll start with the peer-reviewed paper that goes right to the point that “virtually all published estimates of how the climate could change in the uS are the result of computer models of the atmosphere known as ‘general circulation models’. These complicated models are able to produce MANY of the features of  the climate but they are still not accurate enough to to provide reliable forecasts of how the climate may change….”global warming - climate, 14 october 2004, <yosemite.epa.gov/introduction/goals>.

plus think

more co2 means trees grow faster. ever heard of a marijuanna grow room. some pump co2 into so plants grow faster. and they also heat them up. oh my. our trees will grow faster, or climate zones will shift. wowie zowie. looks like the only concern is the insurance industries that coincidentally fund many “the seas will rise of  the oceans warm” papers. but over the past 40 years the antarctic has gotten colder. need that one? oh yea no ipcc models can explain that and its reality! never mind its late, i have a few thousand papers i can quote from. but then so do you. i can look up that one in the a.m. (here  not my links, jusy googles,i can give you mine in the am.,m.m http://motls.blogspot.com/2007/09/antarctic-sea-ice-at-record-high.html  <http://www.libertymatters.org/newsservice/2002/faxback/2.14.02glblwarm.htm><http://pubs.acs.org/subscribe/journals/esthag-w/2002/jan/science/ws_antarctic.html><http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0118/p02s01-usgn.html><http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2002/jan/antarctica/020118.antarctica.html><

it doesnt matter that over 100 times in earth past, in ten years the temps have swung 5-10 degrees further than we have in 100 years or will in 200, and the planet came thru. this time many two legged mammals may not survive. oops. the planet will.  again. and again and again.

coincidentally when  the ice ages advance we get more storms not the other way around think of iurt, gradients of temps cause air movement, if the who earth is  warm that goes down (air movement., think. its physics 101). quite against how the warmists want u to think.

g’night

i close with this

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