The Bourbon Addict

Christianity has never breached anyone’s human rights. Jesus never killed anyone.”

BA staff may be able to wear new age crystals | the Daily Mai

this one actually forgot about the crusades. geez.~KM

The melting of polar ice creates a positive feedback loop, Tremblay said. Higher temperatures means less ice, and that means more sunlight is absorbed by water, which in turn raises temperatures.

Arctic ice could disappear in summer by 2040: study

gotta loved flawed reasoning. think about it this about it this way, less ice means a somewhat more favorabvle albedo for absorbing heat but heating up the oceans also produces more clouds which alters the earth’s albedo in such a way as to deflect more heat or to cool it.
~KM

Pregnant teenagers are taking up smoking in the hope of having smaller babies so that childbirth is less painful

Pregnant teens take up smoking to avoid pain of childbirth | the Daily Mail

Oh yea, this is a demographic group that I want breeding, sure…. NOT!!!!!!!

stupid parents allowing thgeir kids to have kids, oh wait, they were only doing what their stupid parent did. stupid humans breeding without any social conscious.

~KM

“The planet itself will do nicely, thank you very much what is at risk is human civilization,” Gore said.

LP: GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING ‘SIGNIFICANT’ CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING

while i do not agree thath cigarette smoking is contributing to global warming that much I do vehemently agree that global warming is only a problem for humans, the planet will do just fine! Finally!

~KM

At the first parent teacher conference, the P.T.A. handed out the survey, telling parents where they could be used as volunteers. It was the last option on the page that has some up in arms. A line that read, “No, I do not want to get involved. I want my children to be thieves, drug addicts and prostitutes.”

WLBT 3 - Jackson, MS: P.T.A. Letter Sparks Controversy

stupid fucking hippies!!!! arrggghhhh. This is actually worse then when talking to some hippies and you  meantion fiscal reponsibility and how you voted against thev last school levy because of it and they say “oh you must be against the kids” no i am not againt the kids you fucking moron, i just want the daggum school system to, instaed of getting more money, to more efficiently manage the money they have. Gas went up in price but my salary did not, so i get to just ask my boss for more money? umm no. i must learn how to scrimp more and budget better. same with the schools. now about this hoorah. the percentage of students whose parents were not involved in the PTA and whose kids did not turn out to be druggies, thugs, theives or whatnot is very high. I do not have the exact number but I would hedge to bet taht percentage is in the high 90s if not in the 99.99% range.

Fucking hippies.

next they will be trying to convince everyone that caffeine is not a drug and mochas should be given to students so they are more attentive or some such crap. i mean, c’mon, we all know that caffeine is the world’s most popular gateway drug.

My first drug was caffeine. Second was alcohol. Third was nicotine. What about you?

~KM

“There should be some kind of legislation that restricts the use of these ATVs. Right now basically any child can drive an ATV with no license,” Dr. Tae Sung Park of St. Louis Children’s Hospital in Missouri told Reuters Health, and they are in danger of suffering disabling or even fatal head injuries.

Neurosurgeons urge ban on kids using ATVs | Health | Reuters.com

ohh ohh there should be some ban on cars because anyone any age can get in one and be killed!!

Ohh Ohh there should be a ban on food because anyone any age can choke on what they eat!!!!

stupid hippies trying to protect us from ourselves. If people use a product and die, so be it. Why is that so friggin hard to understand????

`KM

“Fucking Hippies” has to be my favorite curse word of all. Listen to this…cartman-goddamned hippies!!
So, here is my bitch. Life is not fair. Never has been. Never will be. I was born with a very very large penis and gargantuan brain, many of you were not. The hippies would say “that’s not fair” I say “tough shit, life isn’t fair” why are they so obsessed with trying to make it fair. Let’s face it: It just wont ever get that way. Since I have a large penis i am better able to make large amounts of money in porn, but i shouldn’t be requirewd to give it to to you needle dicks out there, sheesh.

`KM

Scientists have discovered that the complete disappearance of the Arctic sea ice 55 million years ago coincided with a dramatic increase in greenhouse gases in the atmosphere which must have caused global warming.

Melting ice caps reveal polar secrets - 10 Aug 2006 - Technology & Science

okay you farking hippies, get this. The farking Arctic Circle was ice free at least once! And then, guess what? Can’t guess? Okay, after the Earth was warm wnough to melt the polar ice caps, the cybernetic systems that control the global ecosystem caused a massive cool down into … guess what? an ice age. OHHHHHHHHHH. Okay, so let’s take it one step further, now that we know the planet has the power over all of its constituents… what will happen when humans finish warming up the planet? Bueller? Anyone? It will cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then warm up and then cool down and then the sun will start expanding, envelope us and the planet wil be a burning furnace.

cheers all

cbs2chicago.com - Texas School District Bans Cleavage

nah but i can understand schools doing so.

~KM

Camper sues government over stumble

so now you can blame the feds for putting a cliff in the wrong placE???

`KLM