At the first parent teacher conference, the P.T.A. handed out the survey, telling parents where they could be used as volunteers. It was the last option on the page that has some up in arms. A line that read, “No, I do not want to get involved. I want my children to be thieves, drug addicts and prostitutes.”

WLBT 3 - Jackson, MS: P.T.A. Letter Sparks Controversy

stupid fucking hippies!!!! arrggghhhh. This is actually worse then when talking to some hippies and you  meantion fiscal reponsibility and how you voted against thev last school levy because of it and they say “oh you must be against the kids” no i am not againt the kids you fucking moron, i just want the daggum school system to, instaed of getting more money, to more efficiently manage the money they have. Gas went up in price but my salary did not, so i get to just ask my boss for more money? umm no. i must learn how to scrimp more and budget better. same with the schools. now about this hoorah. the percentage of students whose parents were not involved in the PTA and whose kids did not turn out to be druggies, thugs, theives or whatnot is very high. I do not have the exact number but I would hedge to bet taht percentage is in the high 90s if not in the 99.99% range.

Fucking hippies.

next they will be trying to convince everyone that caffeine is not a drug and mochas should be given to students so they are more attentive or some such crap. i mean, c’mon, we all know that caffeine is the world’s most popular gateway drug.

My first drug was caffeine. Second was alcohol. Third was nicotine. What about you?

~KM