“Fucking Hippies” has to be my favorite curse word of all. Listen to this…cartman-goddamned hippies!!
So, here is my bitch. Life is not fair. Never has been. Never will be. I was born with a very very large penis and gargantuan brain, many of you were not. The hippies would say “that’s not fair” I say “tough shit, life isn’t fair” why are they so obsessed with trying to make it fair. Let’s face it: It just wont ever get that way. Since I have a large penis i am better able to make large amounts of money in porn, but i shouldn’t be requirewd to give it to to you needle dicks out there, sheesh.

`KM