Microsoft has been persuaded to install a panic button in UK
editions of Messenger, enabling every crackpot and prankster to
distract police with claims that online sexual predators are pursuing
them. A mere mouse click will alert the authorities that an online sex
offender has been discovered.

Child-protective hysterics from the UK’s Child Exploitation and Online Protection Center (CEOP) are responsible for the bold new public safety strategy.

“What Microsoft and the CEOP are doing today is saying is ‘enough is enough,’” CEOP honcho Jim Gamble announced in a a statement. “By working together in a very clear and tangible way we can safeguard children from online sexual predators.”

“Behind the ‘report abuse’ button will sit police and intelligence
officers who have been specially trained to tackle child sex abuse. We
will tell you how to capture information and how to seize online
discussions and then proactively do all we can to track down the
perpetrator,” he explained.

With the public thus deputized in Her Majesty’s Sex Crime Corps, we
can anticipate a satisfying increase in the number of perverts
discovered. Indeed, it wouldn’t surprise us to learn that the number
will soon exceed the UK population by an order of magnitude.

MS fits Messenger with sex police panic button | The Register

wow. so now, if you are chatting with me and i get pissed off , i could get you arrested for being a  child predator! What idiot would attempta  oh wait yea microosft. sheesh!

~KM