The Bourbon Addict

MY BALLS YOUR CHIN!!!BBBBRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWW!!!Well it’s a bad sceneI guess I never understandCause I’m just a manDoing the best I canI separate the truth from your bullshitDon’t try and give me them linesI ain’t hearing itTryin’ to say your my manBut when the backs are turnedyou have another planWho listens to this girlbut you don’t talk so loudCause you know this thoughts not allowed.I know your all the sameand your so fuckin’ lameand we’re not gonna play those games ho.Where do I beginYou know you just can’t win.Only when you have my balls on your chinMY BALLSYOUR CHINMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnn!!)MY BALLSYOUR CHINand you lick and you suck you suck onMY BALLSMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnnn!!)Well I don’t knowwether the lights still glowPack your bags and Just hit the roadCause you don’t face itCause we just don’t quitDon’t want no liesBecause you see your so full of shitI see your enviousbecause you can’t play with usand your bitchin’ those nutsShe’s a fuckin’ hoand we know how it goesyou come back and itonce or twice who knowsI know your all the sameand your all so Goddamn lameand we ain’t gonna play those games hoWhere do I beginYou know you just can’t win.Only when you have my balls on your chinMY BALLSYOUR CHINMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnnn!!)MY BALLSYOUR CHINand you lick and you suck you suck onMY BALLSMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnn!!)Well when we look backand wave goodbye to this townThou in a second you won’t see my man aroundI’m movin on and upbut some female fool is trying to hold us back (da du be bu bo bo)Snach on my jock think I’m all thatand there till my gig is past huhSonny is that you, and all that shit you dono one can ever lose (cause we’re the Snot Crew)I know your all the sameand your all so Goddamn lameand we ain’t gonna play those games hoWhere do I beginYou know you just can’t win.Only when you have my balls on your chinMY BALLSYOUR CHINMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnnn!!)MY BALLSYOUR CHINand you lick and you suck you suck onMY BALLSMY BALLSI wanna put em’ onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!! (Your Chiiinnn!!)LEAVE ME SOME THING FUCKED UPMY BALLSYOUR CHINMY BALLSYOUR CHINMY BALLSYOUR CHINand you lick and you suck you suck onMY BALLI wanna put them onYOUR CHIIIINNNN!!!! 

1. let’s assume we have a warming atmosphere, and that more heat means that more glaciers melt….

2. if we assume  50% glaciers are on land and 50 % are in the ocean, then….. 

  2a. half fill a glass of water and add an ice cube, mark the water’s level….

   2b. when the ice melts, remark the level… did it change?

    2c. i did not

3. global warming enthusiasts claim a warmer ocean is one which holds less co2 (IE that warming the planet will warm the oceans which will cause them to off-gas co2 and cause more warming, need citations, just ask)

  3a. so if 50% of the glaciers are on land, and they a! ll melt, will that water not travel to the ocean and have an overall cooling effect?

   3b so in 3.0 we said that a cooler ocean absorbs more co2, so then  is not glaciers melting in response to global warming a  good thing?

4. remember that glaciers only represent 2-3% of earths total water

5. if 100% of the glacier mass is 3% of water; then 50% of glacier is 1.5% water and then: since 1.5% of the water mass wont raise the water levels  (see point 2) then at most we can only raise the sea level by 1.5% if we assume warming planet is going  to warm the glaciers and cause 100% of them to melt completely; which is absurd

6. a warming planet means hotter water which means more evaporation of more water which means more clouds which means more rain which means more snow in winter which means  more ice pack which means global warming causes glaciers to increase and since when its warmer they melt they! also have more mass with which to melt off and cool the o ceans of which means that its a self governing, cybernetic (IE non-linear) cycle, really, except when the sun is weak, in those years they grow, when the sun is active they grow.

7. more clouds (caused by hotter water) also means the earth’s surface is more white (when seen from the sun’s perspective), and white, as we all know, reflects more heat than black, which absorbs heat, so therefore, more heat means more clouds which means more heat reflected which means more cooling on the surface which acts to counter the warming.

8. so, in conclusion…. melting glaciers only raise water levels  to 1.5% above where they are now (AT MOST) and warmer oceans means more clouds which means more rain which means glaciers advance and warming planet also warms land-glaciers which melt and cool the oceans which also negates the warming trend

get it yet? gaia protects herself with feed back mechanisms.

cheers`~KM 

this song reminds me of a certain president of america in the 2000-2008 time period…….

War Pigs by Black Sabbath

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death’s construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord yeah

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait ’till their judgment day comes

Now in darkness world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord yeah

Take This Bottle, Faith No More, King for a Day album

I can wait to love in heaven
I can wait for you
Far away, I’ll treat you better
Better than down here
Cuz I done wrong
And I’m a little afraid
I ain’t to strong
And this ain’t easy to say:
Take this bottle
Take this bottle
And just walk away-the both of you
And let me feel the pain-I’ve done to you
I can hope we’ll be together
With a better roof over our heads
I can hope the stormy weather
It passes on-it passes on-
But I’ve hoped too long
Hoped for me to change
That hope is gone
So listen to what I say:
Take this bottle

David Whitehosue was BBC Science Correspondent 1988–1998, Science Editor BBC News Online 1998–2006 and the 2004 European Internet Journalist of the Year. He has a doctorate in astrophysics and is the author of The Sun: A Biography (John Wiley, 2005).] His website is www.davidwhitehouse.com

Has global warming stopped?David WhitehousePublished 19 December 2007=’The fact is that the global temperature of 2007 is statistically the same as 2006 and every year since 2001′ Global warming stopped? Surely not. What heresy is this? Haven’t we been told that the science of global warming is settled beyond doubt and that all that’s left to the so-called sceptics is the odd errant glacier that refuses to melt?Aren’t we told that if we don’t act now rising temperatures will render most of the surface of the Earth uninhabitable within our lifetimes? But as we digest these apocalyptic comments, read the recent IPCC’s Synthesis report that says climate change could become irreversible. Witness the drama at Bali as news emerges that something is not quite right in the global warming camp.With only few days remaining in 2007, the indications are the global temperature for this year is the same as that for 2006 – there has been no warming over the 12 months.But is this just a blip in the ever upward trend you may ask? No.The fact is that the global temperature of 2007 is statistically the same as 2006 as well as every year since 2001. Global warming has, temporarily or permanently, ceased. Temperatures across the world are not increasing as they should according to the fundamental theory behind global warming – the greenhouse effect. Something else is happening and it is vital that we find out what or else we may spend hundreds of billions of pounds needlessly.In principle the greenhouse effect is simple. Gases like carbon dioxide present in the atmosphere absorb outgoing infrared radiation from the earth’s surface causing some heat to be retained.Consequently an increase in the atmospheric concentration of greenhouse gases from human activities such as burning fossil fuels leads to an enhanced greenhouse effect. Thus the world warms, the climate changes and we are in trouble.The evidence for this hypothesis is the well established physics of the greenhouse effect itself and the correlation of increasing global carbon dioxide concentration with rising global temperature. Carbon dioxide is clearly increasing in the Earth’s atmosphere. It’s a straight line upward. It is currently about 390 parts per million. Pre-industrial levels were about 285 ppm. Since 1960 when accurate annual measurements became more reliable it has increased steadily from about 315 ppm. If the greenhouse effect is working as we think then the Earth’s temperature will rise as the carbon dioxide levels increase.But here it starts getting messy and, perhaps, a little inconvenient for some. Looking at the global temperatures as used by the US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the UK’s Met Office and the IPCC (and indeed Al Gore) it’s apparent that there has been a sharp rise since about 1980.The period 1980-98 was one of rapid warming – a temperature increase of about 0.5 degrees C (CO2 rose from 340ppm to 370ppm). But since then the global temperature has been flat (whilst the CO2 has relentlessly risen from 370ppm to 380ppm). This means that the global temperature today is about 0.3 deg less than it would have been had the rapid increase continued.For the past decade the world has not warmed. Global warming has stopped. It’s not a viewpoint or a sceptic’s inaccuracy. It’s an observational fact. Clearly the world of the past 30 years is warmer than the previous decades and there is abundant evidence (in the northern hemisphere at least) that the world is responding to those elevated temperatures. But the evidence shows that global warming as such has ceased.The explanation for the standstill has been attributed to aerosols in the atmosphere produced as a by-product of greenhouse gas emission and volcanic activity. They would have the effect of reflecting some of the incidental sunlight into space thereby reducing the greenhouse effect. Such an explanation was proposed to account for the global cooling observed between 1940 and 1978.But things cannot be that simple. The fact that the global temperature has remained unchanged for a decade requires that the quantity of reflecting aerosols dumped put in our atmosphere must be increasing year on year at precisely the exact rate needed to offset the accumulating carbon dioxide that wants to drive the temperature higher. This precise balance seems highly unlikely. Other explanations have been proposed such as the ocean cooling effect of the Interdecadal Pacific Oscillation or the Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation.But they are also difficult to adjust so that they exactly compensate for the increasing upward temperature drag of rising CO2. So we are led to the conclusion that either the hypothesis of carbon dioxide induced global warming holds but its effects are being modified in what seems to be an improbable though not impossible way, or, and this really is heresy according to some, the working hypothesis does not stand the test of data.It was a pity that the delegates at Bali didn’t discuss this or that the recent IPCC Synthesis report did not look in more detail at this recent warming standstill. Had it not occurred, or if the flatlining of temperature had occurred just five years earlier we would have no talk of global warming and perhaps, as happened in the 1970’s, we would fear a new Ice Age! Scientists and politicians talk of future projected temperature increases. But if the world has stopped warming what use these projections then?Some media commentators say that the science of global warming is now beyond doubt and those who advocate alternative approaches or indeed modifications to the carbon dioxide greenhouse warming effect had lost the scientific argument. Not so.Certainly the working hypothesis of CO2 induced global warming is a good one that stands on good physical principles but let us not pretend our understanding extends too far or that the working hypothesis is a sufficient explanation for what is going on.I have heard it said, by scientists, journalists and politicians, that the time for argument is over and that further scientific debate only causes delay in action. But the wish to know exactly what is going on is independent of politics and scientists must never bend their desire for knowledge to any political cause, however noble.The science is fascinating, the ramifications profound, but we are fools if we think we have a sufficient understanding of such a complicated system as the Earth’s atmosphere’s interaction with sunlight to decide. We know far less than many think we do or would like you to think we do. We must explain why global warming has stopped.

Some meteorologists, including former hurricane center director Neil Frank, say as many as six of this year’s 14 named tropical systems might have failed in earlier decades to earn “named storm” status.

“They seem to be naming storms a lot more than they used to,” said Frank, who directed the hurricane center from 1974 to 1987 and is now chief meteorologist for KHOU-TV.
Rush to name storms may be costing you money | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

as we all know this is to try to make the global warming theories work. we all know that a warm earth has less storms than a cold one. a cold Earth  has more extreme temp. differential that actually causes more storms if the whole planet is warm it rarely storms in comparison.
`KM

Hobosexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hobosexual&defid=1179918

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one’s
own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

if you could have warm, sunny beaches in alaska or ice bergs in texas what would you choose? imagine the what the world’s population  would do if it suddenly started getting colder?  they would strorm south!! Yikes? And idf it got warm everyone would just spread out and demand drinks with little umbrellas. Women would dress more scantily. Now how is that bad? I am sure the eternally cold beer would also be invented…..`KM well  then how about this song by Judas PriestVictim of Changes to help you think.

 Whiskey woman don’t you know that you are drivin’ me insane 

The liquor you give stems your will to live and gets right to my brainDon’t you know you’re driving me insaneYou’re tryin’ to find your way through lifeYou’re tryin’ to get some new directionAnother woman got her manShe won’t find no new connectionTakes another drink or two, things look better when she’s throughTakes another look around, you’re not goin’ anywhereYou’ve realised you’re gettin’ old and no one seems to careYou’re tryin’ to find your way againYou’re tryin’ to find some new…Another woman’s got her manBut she won’t find a new…Takes another drink or two, things look better when she’s throughYou ‘bin foolin’ with some hot guyI want to know why is it whyGet up get out you know you really blew itI’ve had enough, I’ve had enough, good God pluck meOnce she was wonderfulOnce she was fineOnce she was beautifulOnce she was mine…she was mineNow change has come over her body, she doesn’t see me anymoreNow change has come over her body, she doesn’t see me anymoreChanges, changes, changes, changesVictim of changes

i dont even know what kind if scotch and i dont care, wait, fuck, its haitian rum, good shit too, but the song rocks still after like more years than I care to count…

Stupid Fuckin’ Drunk Cunt
my girlfriend needs to loosen up. before we fuck she has to get drunk. wakes up trashed can’t face the day. can’t stay this way she has to get drunk. stupid fuckin’ drunk cunt givin’ up on herself. the only thing that matters is drinkin’ away this hell… house is a mess there’s nothing to eat. she needs to forget has to get drunk. here all alone just pullin’ my dick while she’s out with the boys spendin’ my cheque. stupid fuckin’ drunk cunt ashtrays flying through the air. if that doesn’t kill ya she’ll try & pull out all your hair!

just face it, they are a great canadian band, way better than avril or alanis. way.

~KM

it’s nineteen hundred and ninety nine and we’re still toastin to the end of time. so roll a joint pour some wine and cut us up a couple of lines. light it up and phone the chicks and get them here to suck our dicks. cuz we’re a bunch of ripper heads and we’ll party like this til we drop dead. welcome to our marijuanathon. my lips are glued to the bong. me and my bro’s are watchin cheech and chong. you hip hop hippies got nothin on us cuz we’re the band that grows the big fat buds. when cypress hill smokes a blunt that gives us money to go get fuckin drunk. everytime you light one up we get our cut and go get fuckin fucked. it’s a marijuanathon. this is all we do all day long is smokin joints and playin’ songs in this marijuanathon.